funny jokes

a young irish man walks into a bar and sits down next to this much older irish man in a bar.
the older man turns to the younger man and says

"look out that window there,

you see that wall over there,

i built that wall with my own bare hands.

you think theyed call me john the wall maker,

but nooo,

look out the door see that bridge over there,

i built that bridge with own bare hands,

you think theyed call me john the bridge maker,

but noooo.

but you go out back, and you fuc# one goat,

and the name sticks"